ANCHORS AWAY.

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1) MAKE A FIST WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, WITH YOUR LEFT THUMB INSIDE, 2) SQUEEZE YOUR THUMB AS HARD AS YOU CAN, 3) PUT YOUR RIGHT INDEX FINGER DOWN YOUR THROAT. YOUR GAG REFLEX IS GONE.

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MAGIC