ANCHORS AWAY.

My name is Lauren and my life is really uninteresting, if you don't count all the weird shit that happens to me. Enjoy my ridiculous blog.

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January 17

(713): I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
(512): babe, don’t say it like that!
(713): I’m sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.